Ladies and gentlemen

I was waiting in the morning 8.30 types to catch the office shuttle.. Strangely I happened to notice few of them ... They were wearing a scarf covering head,neck,ears,mouth , well leavinf only the eyes.. I was looking for a AK 47 in trhe hand and fortunately its missing .. Well they are our lady colleagues from IT or college students who dont want to let mortals like you see them ..... ஏன்மா இப்பிடி?

கஷ்ட பட்டு முன்னுரை எழுதியாச்சு ... Lets now see some of the irking stuff about them and of course the equivalent from our so called "Youth " guys..

Ladies (டகால்டி பொண்ணுங்க) :

1 . Came in lift today morning guys.. Still my head is spinning ...(தலை சுத்தல் , வாந்தி .....மசக்கை இல்ல நண்பர்களே .... ) Its a Lady's perfume..well ,opposite to the word  perfume u bet ....

2 . What a stamina sirji .. in work ? ... hey come on .. in talking non-stop 2-3 hours .. You 'd have guessed the person at other end ..A potential bakra ..

3 . For point 2., its ensured that they will give only missed call. Its for the guy at other end to call back. Not in ladies profile to pay for talking to guys you know?

4. They can see only Hindi movies or Hollywood biggies like Avtar., seeing a Tamil,Telugu movie is not In-Thing..

5.All of them wanted to marry Arvind samy earlier , later Hritik Roshan and now Ranbir Kapoor

6. They can eat only from  match box size Tiffin box. Nothing more.. (They do have separate routes for Ice creams,pizza,coke etc etc that can be consumed by OTMP method only.. OTMP ? - Please refer BOYZ movie .. ஓ (சி ? ) ... தின்னு மங்களம் பாடுவது ......)

Gentlemen (டுபுக்கு ஆண்கள்) :

1 . Out of 5 working days take bath on atleast 4 days :-)

2.ஜீன்ஸ் நடுவே  கிழிசல் இருக்கலாம் ஆனா  கிழிசல் நடுவே ஜீன்ஸ் இருக்க கூடாது ..

3. Please spend money on  boy friends also .. be magnanimous to spend on our movies,dinner,pre-dinner bills etc . Dont invent ways of getting OTMP .. Your friends are also poor like you.

4. You can look at face/eyes of girls and talk at times.

5. There is a world outside cricket,NBA,F1 also ... Potato chips and TV remote are not your birth right :-)

Well as a guy I dont find more faults with boys. May be I am biased or பசங்க நெஜமாவே பரவா இல்லையோ  ?

 

3 comments:

ssb said...

ithu ellam romba overu ... nee enna youth kku against a ?

Partha said...

being a part of the system and correcting it ;-) ... naan nallavan nu sonnena? idula ellam naanum dhaan pannuven ....

Sranj said...

pasanga mothalle antha remote control, sofa potato chips...thandi vanga.. appo thane vera points yosikka mudiyum.. ippotheikku ithukkulle ivlo points than ellaraleyum yosikka mudiyum..!!!