KOKKARAKKO GUMMANGO

I think it was 2004 . Hyderabad is not the same crowded and concrete jungle in Hi Tech gachibowli area. Couple of companies were building their huge campuses that time in gachibowli, due to which it was a not so crowded  but not so desolate place.

Basically there were few huge rocks on the road (which are like small hills but climbable and gave beautiful view of the city on top. No one would dare to think of this upcoming area even for visiting , leave alone for relaxation.  (நம்ம வானரங்களுக்கு இது சூப்பர்  location).  It was more or less like a picnic spot for our gang. As usual our guys started late in the night (meaning for Late starts from 10 PM and early is 9.30 PM) . It was a auspicious day for the whole city (Eve of Ganesh chaturthi) whence the whole of Hyderabad was tense. We were as usual oblivious of all that. (Lack of GK :-) )

Few of the guys were as usual tight and few were normal and we went in some 4/5 vehicles to our favourite Gachibowli spot to have our usual chat and pulling legs stuff. (வேற என்ன பொழப்பு ? அடுத்த நாள் வேற ஆண்டவன் புண்ணியத்துல லீவ் ) .

As we were relaxing and Suddenly a full beam light came and it was a Police Jeep. The revive starch inspector asked us "what the hell are you guys doing here ? " ., I replied "just like that we are relaxing here" . Then came the Walter vetrivel in him with fury " What bloody just like that ?" . Gosh , we realised something was really wrong. he went on to blast us in Telunglish (telugu+english) about how tense the city is and why we should have stayed indoors etc., One of the guys with good presence of mind said we are from a hostel in madhapur and proved we are IT professionsals showing some of our visiting cards and id cards. Though walter was convinced he asked us to write all our names and phone numbers.

2 things happened which is beyond our imagination even now:
1. Screen save who wrote the names added a extra person just for the reason that  he did not join us in that night party. (his explanation - "மச்சி நாம எல்லாமே சேந்து தானே பண்ணுவோம். இன்னிக்கி மட்டும் அவன விடறது நல்லா இருக்குமா ? " -  நம்ம ஆளு ரொம்ப நல்லவன் .. )
2. Unexpectedly Walter took a roll call :-) and randomly asked name of Livi cat and found it was missing in the list. Gaja replied "Sir, you can add the name in the gap between 8 and 9 ...." . We can barely control our laughter but had to be degent gentle men .

PS: We had a police vehicle stopping us in between, who confirmed that we are the same "Madhapur Hostel" guys (walkie-talkie info for them) and that vehicle followed us for 1 KM to ensure our safety. வாழ்க ஹைதராபாத் போலீஸ் ...

All lines below are copied and not even a single line is my own.  I can imagine all guys nodding their head after reading this (provided "she"is not around/peeping into this ) and all ladies silently accepting the truth inside .....though angry outside . ...
happy reading ........

No offence meant.... (நாம என்னதான் ரௌடியா இருந்தாலும் உயிர் பயம் இருக்கும் இல்ல !!!)

If you talk,
she wants you to listen
If you listen,
she wants you to talk

If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing

If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man


If you agree to all her likes,
you are a wimp
If you don't,
you are not understanding


If you visit her often,
she thinks you are boring
If you don't,
she accuses you of double-crossing


If you are well dressed,
she says you are a playboy
If you don't,
you are a dull boy


If you are jealous,
she says it's bad
If you don't,
she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't,
she thinks you do not like her



If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late,
she says that's a girl's way


If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman,
"oh it's natural, we are girls"


If you kiss her once in a while,
she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often,
she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street,
you lack ethics
If you do,
she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction


If you stare at another woman,
she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men,
she says that they are just admiring