Uninvited guests
The spark to write this blog is quite strange and you will find it at the end of the post. But whom do I call as uninvited guest? zoom., zoom , zoom back to the past.
My Tryst with the unwanted guests happened when I was a kid and on visit to my Grandma's place in Tirupati. One morning there was a huge commotion and the dialog happened like this :
Next door aunty: Mana intiki ee-roju ochindi. Beep.. beep.... (silly not the Big boss types beep for adult content - I didnt understand Telugu that time)
My Grandma: Avunu aunty e- sanivaaram mana intilo kooda anthe ....
In brief they are discussing about someone who came but who came and what happened? anyway had to go urgently to backyard.. most important place to start the day is behind there... I will find out later about that.
I was walking through the room just next to gate towards backyard , was shocked to see a .... my god.., how do I say that .... it was a total shock to me....
how can it be...........
it was a monkey inside the house.....
I could only think of Deer karate (the art of escape at the sight of danger) and ran back to front side of house. My aunt cooly said its as though a daily routine and I took her as my escort...
It was really funny when a similar thing happened in Hyderabad few years ago., and the maruti took a chapati from our dining table. Dunno what he did for sabji though...Its a different story that we used maruti's name as though he was at our disposal to make our son eat,sleep,drink milk etc etc.,
Next incident also happend when I was a kid and was in my friend's house. since its anyway not my house I could nt really complain about the unwanted visitor but I was feeing suddenly something soft at my foot... I liked the smoothness but barely realised that it was Ajay.. Ajay chased me from gate to hall to first bedroom to next bedroom to kitchen and that Ajay left me only after my friends mom intervened.. Ajay ?? it was next door dog., I still follow Deer karate at the sight of any dog.. even so called harmless ones... ஏன் நாய் அடிப்பானே....எதையோ சுமப்பனே....
Next visitor was in hyderabad. I was attending a con-call with US folks. It was about 10.30 in night., The call went on for about 45 minutes. when I came out I was shocked to see my wife clutching my son and sitting tight on floor. A Bat was batting its way in the hall round and round.. dunno why she was so polite not to disturb my meeting but she had been like that atleast 15 minutes., Poor thing...Few shoo shoo with a towel did the trick and saved my face.. (may be the bat got bored and wanted to try someother house) ....
Next one was in the UK. This time it was a mouse.. we realised that if he is let aloof that night he'd make us pay for half the household bill since our house had the landlord's artictic sofa,curtains,wall hangings and everything the mouse would like to bite .., we were faced with situation of having an uncatchable mouse and we were not even armed with Masal vada and traps. Luckily the bakra just got into the carpet which we rolled and disposed him off...
Now coming to the inspirational incident due to which you are tested of your patience of reading this crap ., It was in singapore and happened yesterday. This one was a in between Fly and bee.. we can call it Fly-Bee.. it was hovering around in our bed room. I took a cloth rolled it into ball and tried atleast 20-25 throws at it.. anyway if I attempt a offstump ,definite leg stump will fall. such a accuracy could nt work with fly-bee.. as he was so small...my son was giving instructions, ..let him settle in a place... dont make noise etc etc., but after many futile attempts , I gave up at last... only to be shaken by my wife in middle of night... she showed something on floor.. there he was.... then came the moment of glory...... had him covered and threw out....
PS: If there are some SPCA volunteers who think I am punishable by law., I come under juristiction of one and only the following address.,
# 13,Valluvar Road,
Dubai kurukku sandhu
Dubai bus stand
Dubai
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2 comments:
nalla velai, kosu adikkarthukku oru blog post podama vitteenga. anyway interesting!!! read.
ada adukulla ennoda next topic leak out aayidicha... aayidicha...aayidicha... :-)
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